How to play: Every user posts one sentence, but it has to be a bit logical^^ So no stupid things please!
Sure it may be funny, but not too silly.

OK, i start:

A man walks in a dark forest..

He fell in a hole about 70 kilometres:D

But he has good luck, there's a ladder to get up again.

when he finally climbed up the ladder..
there was a girl waiting for him out of the hole..

...she threw a paiper on him so that he fell thrue the earth and came to Sweden...

So our protagonist went to the next Ikea because he wanted to buy a new bed called "Björn" and a package of crisp bread.

But in IKEA he found a lot of other things he thinks he must have, and so he both them all..

..but in this moment he saw that he has not enough money to buy them all and...

broke down and cried till..

...he found 100$ in a strange way...

He spent it in a pub hehe

While drunk, he stepped outside onto the city streets, and began walking towards a sexy woman.

But then he saw that it was a man because...

He had a big super mario moustache.

And the man kept saying :"can u help me please, that nasty turtle dragon kidnapped my beloved princess again"

So he went to the palace of the princess to investigate.

From now on: Please copy the whole text in your new post, it gets a lot easier to follow the story



A man walks in a dark forest. He fell in a hole about 70 kilometers. But he has good luck, there's a ladder to get up again. When he finally climbed up the ladder, there was a girl waiting for him out of the hole. Dhe threw a paper on him so that he fell through the earth and came to Sweden. So our protagonist went to the next Ikea because he wanted to buy a new bed called "Björn" and a package of crisp bread. But in IKEA he found a lot of other things he thinks he must have, and so he both them all. But in this moment he saw that he has not enough money to buy them all and broke down and cried till he found 100$ in a strange way. He spent it in a pub. While drunk, he stepped outside onto the city streets, and began walking towards a sexy woman. But then he saw that it was a man because he had a big super Mario mustache. And the man kept saying :"can u help me please, that nasty turtle dragon kidnapped my beloved princess again". So he went to the palace of the princess to investigate.

There he found out that the princess already got killed.

From now on: Please copy the whole text in your new post, it gets a lot easier to follow the story.:idea:



A man walks in a dark forest. He fell in a hole about 70 kilometers. But he has good luck, there's a ladder to get up again. When he finally climbed up the ladder, there was a girl waiting for him out of the hole. Dhe threw a paper on him so that he fell through the earth and came to Sweden. So our protagonist went to the next Ikea because he wanted to buy a new bed called "Björn" and a package of crisp bread. But in IKEA he found a lot of other things he thinks he must have, and so he both them all. But in this moment he saw that he has not enough money to buy them all and broke down and cried till he found 100$ in a strange way. He spent it in a pub. While drunk, he stepped outside onto the city streets, and began walking towards a sexy woman. But then he saw that it was a man because he had a big super Mario mustache. And the man kept saying :"can u help me please, that nasty turtle dragon kidnapped my beloved princess again". So he went to the palace of the princess to investigate.
There he found out that the princess already got killed.

And he made a new princess out of clay.

A man walks in a dark forest. He fell in a hole about 70 kilometers. But he has good luck, there's a ladder to get up again. When he finally climbed up the ladder, there was a girl waiting for him out of the hole. Dhe threw a paper on him so that he fell through the earth and came to Sweden. So our protagonist went to the next Ikea because he wanted to buy a new bed called "Björn" and a package of crisp bread. But in IKEA he found a lot of other things he thinks he must have, and so he both them all. But in this moment he saw that he has not enough money to buy them all and broke down and cried till he found 100$ in a strange way. He spent it in a pub. While drunk, he stepped outside onto the city streets, and began walking towards a sexy woman. But then he saw that it was a man because he had a big super Mario mustache. And the man kept saying :"can u help me please, that nasty turtle dragon kidnapped my beloved princess again". So he went to the palace of the princess to investigate.
There he found out that the princess already got killed.
And he made a new princess out of clay.
Then he brought the new princess back to the guy with the mario mustache.

A man walks in a dark forest. He fell in a hole about 70 kilometers. But he has good luck, there's a ladder to get up again. When he finally climbed up the ladder, there was a girl waiting for him out of the hole. Dhe threw a paper on him so that he fell through the earth and came to Sweden. So our protagonist went to the next Ikea because he wanted to buy a new bed called "Björn" and a package of crisp bread. But in IKEA he found a lot of other things he thinks he must have, and so he both them all. But in this moment he saw that he has not enough money to buy them all and broke down and cried till he found 100$ in a strange way. He spent it in a pub. While drunk, he stepped outside onto the city streets, and began walking towards a sexy woman. But then he saw that it was a man because he had a big super Mario mustache. And the man kept saying :"can u help me please, that nasty turtle dragon kidnapped my beloved princess again". So he went to the palace of the princess to investigate.
There he found out that the princess already got killed.
And he made a new princess out of clay.Then he brought the new princess back to the guy with the mario mustache.

The mario dude didn't even notice the the princess was made of clay and thanked our man.